leelo de viva voz (en voz alta) - read it louder

pronunciacion idioma español para angloparlantes


INSISTO: LEEDLO EN ALTO


Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have dinner

N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair

Who and seek ago = Juan se cago = John is a chicken things.

S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad.

Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags

Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.

As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.

The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando =stop bugging me.

See eye = si hay = yes we have

T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold?

T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.

Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to insert it in you


Y ahora más:


Web us come ham on = Huevos con jamon

Web us come toss see no = Huevos con tocino

Web us tea be us = huevos tibios

Web us come shore is so = huevos con chorizo

Web be toes come free hall lit toes = huevitos con frijolitos

Does stack kit toes door add it toes the Paul Joe = dos taquitos doraditos de pollo

Does stack kit toes the car neat as = dos taquitos de carnitas

Come chill leap toes hall up pen Joe's = Con chilitos jalapeños

Come chill lack kill less = con chilaquiles

E free hall lit toes = y frijolitos

Train us on six the shell as = traenos un six de chelas

Kiss sea ram most does tea kill as = quisieramos dos tequilas

See Gary toes = cigarritos

Much as grass see as = muchas gracias




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